he says: your weave is fucked up and ugly!

well i wear a wig bitch! so suck it! and i look damn good in it you cunt!!

YUM!

Me yelling: boner!

My sister: roslyn why are you so valgur
my nephew: ohh i know what that means
me: what does it mean then
my nephew: it means when your pipi get big and hard
me: ahhahahahha YEAH that’s right!
my sister says to me: don’t fucking talk again.

ahhaha

i’m always thinking about this. would it be fun!?

seaghost:

jessameansdoom:

These need to be in my possession and I don’t care I don’t even wear heels. Or that they’re over 500$.

Jessa, they have a pair of these in flats & they’re pretty tight. They sell them at Hot Topic, hit it up - I would.

 they have these in hottopic jessa for like 40 bucks

pacman

seaghost:

littleloren:(via emugly)

Wow, I can’t even believe I just saw this! My next idea with glowsticks & a camera was Pacman & ghosts! :o

big dick is a plus